it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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