Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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