That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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