We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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