Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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