I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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