Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Randomize
