I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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