the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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