Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He literally asked permission to hit on me
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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