remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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