is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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