The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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