i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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