is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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