My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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