is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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