She's JV to your varsity
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
dude. I can hear the air.
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