Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(217): View more from Illinois

we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.

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(972): View more from Texas

So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.

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(214): View more from Texas

Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?

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(907): View more from Alaska

He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!

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