yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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