i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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