My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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