its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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