i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
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Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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