i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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