But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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