i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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