I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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