So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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