she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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