I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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