Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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