So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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