Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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