And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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