is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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