Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Wtf am i supposed to tell my kids when they ask about my first time? "Mommy got drunk off her ass and fucked a total stranger in another stranger's bedroom, then got abandoned by the selfish prick and walk of shamed to the nearest gas station to call a cab, but ended up passed out in a park in a pool of her own puke."
At least mommy was smart enough to use protection and hack into the asshole's facebook account.
Well of course. Mommy may be a slutty drunk but she ain't no idiot.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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