My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Randomize
