yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
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I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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