Too much gin, very little bucket
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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