Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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