i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Randomize
