On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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