Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize