So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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