just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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