i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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