We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Non-Jews are for practice
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
MIDGETS
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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