Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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