Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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