He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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