So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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