Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
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If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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