is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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