Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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