I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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