It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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